To Bed or Not To Bed

Reasons to get out of bed:

Greet the day!
I have a brownie.
I have a meeting.
It's already almost tomorrow.

Reasons to stay in bed:

Greet the day! (Gunshot. Silence.)
I finally got warm/comfy/sleepy.
I have books.
American Idol will be lame.
Bed doesn't care if I don't shower.

Really Deep Thoughts

It's a goal in my life to find my perfect bra before I die. Then I'll be buried in it.