And I Quote

Nursery rhymes with Hannah.

BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP

Me: "Okay, finish this one. Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?..."

Hannah: "No, sir, yes, sir, one for the little man who lives in the creek. No, in the cave."

FAIL!

MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY

Me: "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how..."

Hannah: "Hmm...How you look so very hairy."

FAIL!

HUMPTY DUMPTY

Me: "Okay, what's the one about the egg on the wall?"

Hannah: "Humpy Humpy sat on a wall. All the king's morses and all the king's hens."

FAIL!

LITTLE JACK HORNER

Me: "Little Jack Horner, sat in a..."

Hannah: "Corner. Eating his turtles and waves."

FAIL!

THREE BLIND MICE
Me: "Three blind mice..."

Hannah: "See how they run, see how they run. They all ran off to the courtesan, who cut off their hands with a hunter's knife. Three blind mice."

FAIL!

Your kids will have very vivid imaginations, Hannah. Love you. :)