If BYU is a school for Molly Mormons and Peter Priesthoods who will grow up to be future Relief Society Presidents and Bishopric members, then UVU is a school for Jack Mormons and the disgruntled ex-LDS who will grow up to be ward librarians and lousy drunks.
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Where do the normal people go?
DAMNIT. I always knew I'd be a ward librarian.
DAMNIT. I always knew I'd be a lousy drunk.
wait wait. but where do the FUN drunks go?
this post was too fun for me
Hell...some of us Zoobies are the ward gospel doctrine teachers who get smashed on the weekends with their hubbies while the munchkins are sleeping upstairs. Give us a little g--damn credit, will you?! :)
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