Games We Play When Bored While in Public

"Torso or Legs"

Rules: Observe each person walking by and decide if they are more torso or more legs. Try it now with these examples:

"Sing Offkey"

Rules: When someone in the car somberly turns on a favorite song, sing as offkey and loud as possible. Wink. Ham it up. Pretend this is the most important performance of your lifetime. Be serious.

"Take Sneaky Pictures of Nasty People"

Rules: Pretty self-explanatory. Cell phone cameras are the only way.

"Ask Everyone How Much They Make"

Rules: Only Reilly plays, because only Reilly can stick her foot in her mouth and not gag. Do it to every cashier, waiter, and employee who makes eye contact.

"Which Was Impulse, Which Was Planned?"

Rules: No, not with children! With their groceries. Try it now! A heavy woman has in her shopping cart a can of creamed corn, a lawn chair, 24 pack of Cup-A-Noodles (on sale), copy of The Secret, and a douche. Which were impulse, which were planned?

What fun games do you like to play?