Highlight of my day was overhearing a group of sweaty guys, just finishing up a basketball game at the Legacy Center, spot my Miss Lehi portrait in the lineup of has-beens on the wall, and say, "I'd do her."
Then, "Yeah, she looks nasty."
And, "She's got good eyes. I love green eyes."
And, "Good lips, too. I'd do her, too."
And finally, "Not too slutty."
I've never been so proud. I am just the right amount of slutty.
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3 comments:
Ha ha ha! That is seriously so funny. Thank you for sharing.
That is so funny! I would've loved to see the look on their faces if they knew you were right there listening.
Hey, I'd hit it with you, and I'm a married, straight woman. You're EXACTLY the right amount of slutty, and don't you ever forget it! ;)
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