31.12.10

Groan, Sigh, Facepalm.

Every year for twenty years, my grandaddy calls on December 31st.
"Hello there, I was just calling to tell you that if you go downtown today, you'll see a man with as many noses on his face as there are days left in the year."
We always chortle, say, "Oh, you got us!" Then we wait a year to do it again.

This year, I'm thinking of responding, "Oh, yeah? Then how many balls does he have?"

Too much?

2 comments:

jeremy said...

"testicles", linds....i told you to tell him "testicles"

Me said...

I miss my grandpa more than words can ever express. Just laugh for him. :)