Hey, God:
How much watching do you do? Do you sometimes watch Family Guy when things with me are slow?
Can you lend me a nickel?
Why do people accept Keeping Up With the Kardashians as reality but question the writers of 24 for not including Jack Bauer's bathroom breaks?
When I start learning more about Zen and meditation this summer, will it calm me down or further stress me out?
Are you sure He was yours? Maybe you were cheated on, too.
Can I just be bitter for awhile?
How's your Morgan Freeman impression?
Will you tell your crazy followers to leave me alone for awhile? They're bothering me.
Will I ever swoon? What's swooning?
Will it all make sense someday?
I think I met you once. Remember that?
See you later, okay? Bye.
--Lindsay
1 comment:
I like this. a lot.
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