The Finley Drinking Game (3 Months Old)

Take a shot of milk:

--Every time she laughs without smiling like Beavis (huuhhh)

--Every time she scratches her face with her fingernails that grow at supersonic speeds

--Every time she outgrows a sleeper

--Every time she babbles at 2am

--Every time she wants to be held like a football

--Every time we make her shake her butt like Beyonce and sing "Single Ladies"

--Every time she stares at the Olympics

--Every time she melts my heart

--Every time someone buys her just one more poncho/sweatsuit/pair of leg warmers/headband

--Every time I wake up to her squawking, kicking, and smiling

--Every time I feel like crying because the situation betwixt her mother and father is still not ideal

--Every time she cries because I say words like "betwixt"

--Every time she locks eyes with me and I realize she'll be wonderful and love me no matter what