10.3.10

Confession

I may be accidentally planting seeds of eating disorders into Fin. The other day, when she was fussing, I shoved my boob in her mouth and told her to eat her feelings.

Oh, that's not even the worst one. The worst was when she stuck her finger down her throat and gagged herself, and I told her to save it for when she's a high school ballerina.

Am I seriously going to hell?

4 comments:

Andy said...

If you're going to teach her about eating disorders, teach her right. Tell her to use a toothbrush to make herself gag. That way she won't have to get her finger all icky, and she'll have a toothbrush handy for afterward!

btw- the word I have to type in order to post this comment is "hymen." Fact.

Jessica Martiele said...

Yes, you ARE going to hell...with everyone other woman who has ever lived and borne a babe. I'm carpooling. Want a ride?

Jennie said...

Honestly when I read this I had the best laugh I'd had all day.

Amber said...

I guess I will see you there...I do it to my kids, "oh your sad, have a treat."