--I think it would kill Mos Def to enunciate. Maybe his name is really Moses Drift, but he slurs so much he got a new nickname.
--Every time I see Rihanna, she looks less like her beautiful Barbados self and more like Prince in the 90s.
--Pink's number was interesting, but cool. My favorite was when they wrung her out like a towel.
--Beyonce singing Alanis? Strange but fantastic. She's Beyonce. She can do whatever she wants. Except that whole grabbing the crotch thing. That was just plain strange.
--I'm so over Green Day.
--Taylor Swift's performance was awful. Love the girl, but she was nervous as hell and sounded terrible.
--Ha. Kanye wasn't invited.
--Celine Dion singing Michael Jackson? Okay. Only because he's dead. And that would be the headline for the year 2009: Michael Jackson--We're Only Praising Him Because He's Dead.
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1- I thought Beyonce had mad swagger when she grabbed her junk
2- Why didn't she do Single Ladies? Oh, because there was no way she could top the VMA performance
3- Why was Mos Def wearing a letterman's jacket? Props to Domingo for not being frazzled in that situation.
4- Mos Def was soooooooooo stoned
5- I wonder if that country band who exhumed that dead man and put him on the piano is going to get indicted
6- You know it's shitty if Taylor Swift and Stevie Nicks can't save a performance
7- The VMAs were WAYYYYY better
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