The Confessional

Recommending the Confessional, a brilliant collection of anonymous confessions. Here are my favorites from this session of the Confessional:

(Keep in mind most of these are cute Mormon mommy bloggers)

"I have muffin top."

"I hate Greg Olsen paintings. I think they represent all that can be cheesy about Mormon culture."

"I took my in-laws old pictures and negatives and put them into albums and cataloged all the negatives. In looking at the negatives, I came across some of my mother-in-law when she was younger wearing only a string of pearls. I never told my husband. I figured one of us being scarred for life was enough."

"I did it with a girl who worked at the Bean Wildlife Museum at BYU... at the museum... while she was working."

"Sometimes I let my kids play video games all day just so I can do my own thing."

"I ate some dog jerky treat thing and actually liked it."

"I so want to take a picture of my plumber's crack and post it as my FB profile picture. I am friends with my mom and kids and I don't think they would appreciate it, but I think it would be hilarious."

"I'm over Nie Nie."

"I need to break up with my hair girl, but I don't know how to sever ties."

"I play bejeweled... naked."

"I find Victoria Beckham completely fascinatimg. I've looked her up on Youtube and watched everything I can find. Can't get enough."

"Hey you--boots with the fur--you're trying too hard."

"Thinking about sharks makes me horny."

"I still get totally sicked out when I think of my parents having sex. Ewwwwwww."

"I confess that I think red-headed children are ugly. Yuck."

"I kiss my dog more than I kiss my husband."

"I have so always wanted to take one of those stripper pole exercise classes... until just barely I saw a clip of Martha Stewart learning to pole dance... I am scarred for life. Thanks for nothing, Martha!"

"My husband is a jackass."

"I am so fat that my belly honks my car horn pretty often when I get into my car."

"I'll never forgive my mother-in-law for raising my husband to be such an effing crybaby!"

All these and more. Check it out.