At the mall, while browsing clearance racks at Forever 21...
Emma: "Lindz, what size are you again?"
Me: "My pregnant size, or my normal size?"
Emma: "Your normal size. I already know what your pregnant size is. Large!"
After buying a cinnamon pretzel at the mall...
Emma: "Lindz? What if some people don't know you're pregnant? What if they just think you're a fatty?"
Me: Speechless.
At home, while watching me eat Halloween candy...
Me: "Emma, hasn't the baby gotten so big lately?" (I rub my belly)
Emma: "I know. She's big." (Pause) "Your neck is bigger, too."
After our server flustered nervously and my mom commented that it was because Hannah and I were so cute...
Emma: "Um, maybe, but I think he saw that Lindsay was pregnant, so he was probably just looking at Hannah."
After I explained to her that the baby's head is ready to come out, and we just have to wait for the "gate" (cervix) to open...
Emma: "That gate is going to have to open SOOOOOO wide, because you are huge!"
She's fascinated and horrified by my 50 pound weight gain. Just you wait, I want to tell her.
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