I was reading a magazine article about dressing for your body type, and apparently, not only am I supposed to be worrying about my breasts (too big), my ass (not-so-juicy apple), my thighs (too milky white for shorts, apparently), and my waist (TOO hourglass? WTF?!)...
I also have to be concerned about my torso. Too long? Too short? Or just right? And where's the big bad wolf that will let me know which category I fit into?
This opens up a whole new possibility of dialogue coming from men checking me out (hey, sometimes it happens):
"Whoa, check out her torso. Totally messed up."
"I know, her tits are amazing, but that torso..."
"I didn't even notice it until she stood up and took her jacket off..."
I have enough to worry about. And that's all just from the neck down.
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