23.2.09

Oscars Part Dos

Frieda Pinto: Gorgeous blue, assymetrical, train, beaded. Perfect.
Alicia Keyes: Freaky eye makeup, decent dress.

Jennifer Aniston: BOR-ING! Every appearance, it's the same tube dress, same casual stringy hair in her face, same bronze glow that is so 2004.

Anne Hathaway: So skinny! But gorgeous and humble in the silvery, eye-catching dress. Jennifer Aniston's touchstone in a tube dress.
Taraji Henson: Brilliant. White mummy-like dress, subtle, sassy. Love it.

Kate Winslet: Girl had my favorite dress of the night. Perfect blend of chaos and order.
Tilda Swinton: Girl wore a burlap sack for a blouse and had an "I'm just washing my face" hairdo. Still, one step up from last year, I think.
Lisa Rinna: Can't look at the dress, which is probably lovely, because I'm distracted by the entire state of California's Botox supply live, on the red carpet. To make matters worse is her man-made hairline.

Tina Fey: Much better than her usual modest black dress.
Reese Witherspoon: Trying to pull off edgy? You're America's sweetheart. You look a wreck. You should sue.

Miley Cyrus: Looked like a human Christmas tree, complete with doily tree skirt.
Amy Adams: My favorite fiery redhead matched my expectations. Loved the necklace, loved that she didn't overpower the necklace with big earrings/collar/dress.

Angelina Jolie: Understated, sophisticated, black strapless gown with sweetheart neckline. Still, I just want to shove a hamburger in her mouth.

Sophia Loren: To quote my mother, "Embrace your age!"

Evan Rachel Wood: Close contender for my favorite dress of the night. I love that weaving on the waist, her dark nails, her ivory skin.

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