Queen Latifah: Didn't do herself any favors in this number. Also, I thought her song was too big for her.
Marisa Tomei: Gorgeous in this. Pearl-gray. Love it.
Whoopi Goldberg: I'm fine with a muu-muu at her age, but girl is not so cheetah-licious. Try a nice dark shade, not Who Shot the Couch?
Maion Coutillard: I don't like this as much as her gorgoues silvery mermaid frock from last year, but I can appreciate a good see-through skirt as much as the next frat guy.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Like fine wine--gets better with age. Her dress? Beautiful, minty, Colgate-ally sexy.
Nicole Kidman: Wearing a puss in a dress that looks like she rolled around in glue and Kleenex. Girl, pick a color besides white! Every time, I swear...
Jessica Biel: She blew it. Girl has the hottest body in Hollywood and she chose a pillowcase to match her bedhead. Girl dates Justin Timberlake, named the most Stylish Guy in Hollywood. I'd dump him for not being honest when I asked, "Does this make me look frumpy?"
Amanda Seyfried: Loved the color. Was horrified by 90s prom style dress and Payless shoes.
Natalie Portman: Lovely, as always, but looked kind of cheap in this dress. 
Heidi Klum: Project Runway FAIL! When you're so tall and angular, you need to soften, soften, soften, not turn yourself into a Picasso knock-off.
Penelope Cruz: Stunning Latina ballerina.
Meryl Streep: Sexy, understated, and polished--perfect for her age.
Beyonce: Tacky. Tacky, ugly dress from her own clothing line. Horrid marketing ploy gone worse.
Maria Menenous: Swamp thing.
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