New Drinking Games

Every time Prison Break gets a little bit lamer

Every time I watch Prison Break anyway

Every time I see a pregnant lady with a tramp stamp

Every time I think, "I should shave my legs soon"

Every time I disregard that sentiment

Every time I see someone heavy buying the economy size chocolate cake at Costco

Every time Sarah Palin acts like a tool (which doesn't look to be ending anytime soon)

Every time I see a mom with highlights and fake nails driving her SUV while her kids run around Wal-Mart with ratty clothes and no shoes

Every time my local library doesn't have the book I want

Every time I consider leaving this life behind to become an architect of Japanese gardens (I'd get to wear kimonos and slippers all the time)