From the Pages of Emma's Diary

(High School Musical isn't so bad.)
Emma, so true. There are so many other horrible things to consider:
Pegged jeans on women other than Nicole Richie
Eating an orange right after brushing your teethThe aroma of raw broccoli dog farts filling the room
Sliding down a banister made of splinters only to land in a pool of Clorox Bleach
Listening to Rush Limbaugh on your way to your first class at BYU
It's always the children who teach us proper perspective.