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Person: Papa. Daddy. Age? Not much older than the average adult dwarf on WOW
Catchphrase: Something that becomes an inside joke the next five years (Jane and Polly Dempf.)
My favorite memory of this guy: That time he yelled at me when I was ten and playing under the dinner table: "Get up and sit down!" I just stared at him, then we giggled.
Where you'll find him: Playing WOW and scaring us occasionally by remarking on our seemingly private conversation. You were listening, Dad?
Where he'll be in ten years: Still cheering me on, and still doing his Bob Dylan impression for every storybook character's voice
What I like to do with this Daddy-O of mine: Agree on how swearing is really funnier than Utah County likes to admit it is