Horrible, horrible confession. Deathbed type confession.
I like watching Maury. It's the trainwreck equivilent on television. And for some reason, there's a sick humor I find in hillbilly talk, irrational fears of pickles, drag queens turned butch...
The best, though, is those moms who get beat up and sworn at by their 13 year-olds, and wonder why they won't stay grounded when they ground them. "I'm 13 years-old, and I come in when I wanna go in, and I go out when I wanna go out, and I'ma do what I want! You deal with it, Mom!"
Bad, bad, bad... And I'm referring to me watching this crap. (I won't say like, because I don't necessarily like pooping, but I've got to do it.)
I am absolutely drawn in by taglines like:
"Is my fiancee my stepbrother?"
"Are they mother/daughter, or sisters?"
"World's fattest midgets!"
"That crazy looking couple needs a makeover!"
"Murders for hire!"
DID YOU KNOW THEY'VE HAD 2,100+ EPISODES! That's whack.
And now I'm walking with my head held in shame...
I like watching Maury. It's the trainwreck equivilent on television. And for some reason, there's a sick humor I find in hillbilly talk, irrational fears of pickles, drag queens turned butch...
The best, though, is those moms who get beat up and sworn at by their 13 year-olds, and wonder why they won't stay grounded when they ground them. "I'm 13 years-old, and I come in when I wanna go in, and I go out when I wanna go out, and I'ma do what I want! You deal with it, Mom!"
Bad, bad, bad... And I'm referring to me watching this crap. (I won't say like, because I don't necessarily like pooping, but I've got to do it.)
I am absolutely drawn in by taglines like:
"Is my fiancee my stepbrother?"
"Are they mother/daughter, or sisters?"
"World's fattest midgets!"
"That crazy looking couple needs a makeover!"
"Murders for hire!"
DID YOU KNOW THEY'VE HAD 2,100+ EPISODES! That's whack.
And now I'm walking with my head held in shame...
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