I would rather:
slide down a banister made of razors and land in a pool of alcohol
suck all the snot out of my dog's nose until his head collapses
have a magnetic head
go through the rest of my life with my eyes glued shut
have a refrigerator surgically sewn to my back
hit every red light for the rest of my life
be unable to sit
exercise and eat nutritiously
... than go to BYU. And I'm from Utah County.
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