Have You Seen This Thing?

Behold, the new Purina Fancy Feast commercial, entitled "The Proposal." This came up as an ad during my workout Kitchen Nightmares episode, and I nearly did a spit take.
What the hell is this?
How did this cat lady sneak back into the general population? What use does she have for a man?

And why doesn't the cat's tag say "I Can Haz Yr Hand In Marriage? LOLZ"