1. Revenge is neither satisfying nor dignified. Fantasize about it all you want--in every way and form. Devise your would-be plan. Do not carry it out, because then you'll have to get revenge on yourself for being such a lowlife. And life is pretty difficult to live when you're your own worst enemy.
2. You are better than (insert chosen name of person currently treating you like scum). Whoever it is, drop them. Cut them out. Don't pick up their phone call. Or, if you do, pick it up and be yourself--be strong, be wise, be guarded. There are master manipulators everywhere who find even the best warriors to prey on. Wake up and recognize those in your own life who make you feel like shit. And say goodbye.
3. Use proper birth control methods! Just do it! Stop and take five seconds and save yourself from the thousands of infections and viruses that will inhabit your genitals and eat away. Pope be damned! (For further insight on consequences of too much fun + not enough brain, please read... uh, my blog? My life story? A book about how babies are conceived, even when you're not married/financially stable/done with your piano bar career?)
4. When times get bad, pick a U2 song and sing it.
No comments:
Post a Comment