Reilly: That best friend in that movie sucked. I would never do that to you.
Me: Me, neither. If you want to be a skank ho, I will totally support you.Reilly: Good.
Me: And I would totally take you to the clinic if you got chlamydia.Reilly: Me, too.
Me: I would expect the same from you. It's all I ask from you.Reilly: It's all you're gonna get.
(We both stare silently at each other, confused. Then we slowly each eat a cupcake.)
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This could be an exact conversation between me and Whitney.
I'm glad you recorded this conversation for posterity...and with your permission, I may use it in a book...
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