To Euripedes! I love you, man!
To awkward smiles with two teeth!
To student grants!
To finding the right bra and buying two! To the gods at Lane Bryant who care about my 36 DDDs! To NOT special ordering a bra! Mazel tov!
To Jews!
To pumpkin! May you thrive for many, many autumn months!
To Katy Perry's new CD! To her bare ass on the cover!
To losing twelve pounds on the love-it-or-hate-it diet--if I don't love it, I don't eat it!
To The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail!
To marking the errors with red pen in my teacher's self-written textbook to send to her next semester! To the best line in her book: "Music sung by a group of children can be so touching and gentle it brings tears, even to the sightless and elderly!" Hip, hip, hooray!
To a ridiculously set-up society where we value neither hard work (like our third world buddies) or education (like our Asian buddies), effectively screwing ourselves over by charging an arm and a leg for a crappy education that no one cares about!
To hearing Finley cry when I leave! To hearing Finley call me Mama! To Finley!
Huzzah!
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2 comments:
best post for a while now.
can I borrow the title/concept?
(no lie, the word verification is shampgn)
champagne!!! hizzah!!!
To Finley.
And Euripedes, and my puny, miserable little 36AAs, eff you very much. :)
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