Confession

Horrible. Just horrible.

This morning I watched A Little Princess. It's one of my favorites from childhood, one of those movies where I have every shot memorized.

I took particular notice of the turban on the Indian gentleman this time. Maybe it's sleep deprivation because Finley is teething, but I was fascinated. How do men tie turbans so neatly? What fabric are they made of? How do they balance them so?

A few minutes and a Google later, I found myself loading a short video on "How to Tie Your Turban."

Apparently I should add "turban" to the list of things I have to be careful Googling.

Yeah. That would be turban porn that I just accidentally watched for three seconds. Who knew there was a whole market devoted to turban porn?

And let me just say--my fascination with the turban is shallow at best. I am in no way a turban fetishist, no matter what my Internet history might suggest.