Mom: Did you wash your hair?
Emma: Um, yes. (takes a step back)
Mom: Let me smell it.
Emma: Uh, I used the... non-smell kind... (takes another step back)
Mom: Hey! You didn't wash your hair, and you just lied! You march upstairs and wash it right now, and don't you ever let me catch you lying again. (under her breath) "The non-smell kind..." What, do you think I was born yesterday?
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