8.8.10

And I Quote

Mom: "Ah, let's go pick raspberries today."
Me: "Uh, no."
Mom: "Why not?"
Me: "That sounds like the worst time ever."
Mom: "Come on, amongst the birds and the bees..." (talking like Sharon Osbourne)
Me: "And heat, and mud..."
Mom: "Yeah, okay, you're right. We'll just buy them."
Me: "Spoken like a true American."

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