What I wouldn't give to be a Norah with a Nick...
"You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car."
...A Clementine with a Joel...
"Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in."
...A Buttercup with a Wesley...
"You can die too for all I care."
...A Donna with an Eric...
"You know, being here, with you, on your Spiderman sheets, makes me feel so ready. So willing."
...An Allie with a Noah...
"All right, all right, we'll go out."
Hell, I'd even settle to be a Bianca with a Lars...
"I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected."I'd be okay with a natural disaster type romance, a la Jack and Rose.
"You are so annoying."...I really just want a family guy...
"Lois, you know my rule. You're only allowed to sleep with three people besides me: Gene Simmons, John Schneider, or Boba Fett."Double suicide is the kind of passion that I'm craving. Do I really envy Romeo and Juliet?
"Did my heart love til now?"Even this kind of devotion. Please.
"Deep down inside, we're all cats, right?"I'm desperate.
"Blah blah blah blah DIE. Blah blah blah blah MY WHOLE LIFE NOW. Blah blah blah blah LION did something to the LAMB."
4 comments:
This is a brilliant post. I commend you.
I wish I was Norah....with Michael Cera... :)
I was smiling, then sighing, then...I got to the bottom. And laughed so hard I almost threw up. Bloody frickin' brilliant as usual. (And I'm so glad someone else knows about Bianca and Lars, though I confess I'd rather have him as Noah...)
Love it! Haha, I'm totally with you on the desperation thing too. Just give me something! Anything!
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