Baby Rap

Sung to Finley nightly, a la Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Fin, Fin, Fin, Fin

Finley Finley Mae Mae

Finley Mae, Finley Mae,

Toys Toys Toys

One, two

One, two, three, four

Toys Toys Toys

Changing diapers, changing clothes

Doing smiles, pumping milk,

Pumping milk, milk, milk

Taking naps, making squawks

Who makes the squawks?

We makes the squawks!

Taking naps and squawking...

Fifteen poops, little girl

Burp you so that you don't hurl

And if that dimple doesn't show

Then you owe me owe me owe.

OOOOhhhh-eee-oooohhh-eee-oh!