What's Your Roller Derby Name?

Mine's ATILLA THE HONEY. What's yours?

Penelope Bruise?
Freddy Cruiser?
Miss Behaving?
Roxi Horror Puncture Show?
Bon Bon Jovi?
Betty Rage?
Princess Die?
Tina Burner?
Eve L. Kineval?
Reba Smackintire?
Annie Maniac?
Joanie Crash?
Painbow Brite?
Slam Chowder?
Drew Scarrymore?
Missile Toes?
Goldie Blox?
Demonica Lewinsky?
Doris Doomsday?
World War Sue?
Or are you the Secretary of Skate?

I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen, please try the veal.