Emma: "Mom, this turkey is half as good as it looks."
Keaton: "The crotch on these sweats is super baggy."
Hannah: "That's because you're used to wearing mine."
Emma: "Apples make me think of Jesus. Pies make me think of holidays. Grapes make me think of freedom."
(During a game of What's Yours Like)
Mom: Hmmm... So, black, squishy, resembles Spongebob, currently in use... Uh, a boyfriend?"
(Right answer: a mousepad.)
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