I'm going to win the Pulitzer! Really. I'm so excited. I'll let you know when it happens, but it's going to happen. You know how I know?
Because somehow, this book won. And if this book can win the Pulitzer, then you can just hand it to me now.
I'll think of you all fondly when I'm famous... and then I'll forget all your names. Ah.
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ha! Mike read this like a month ago and drove me crazy with a newly developed tendency to worry about hermaphrodites. Including me. That was a very strange moment that did not endear this book to my heart.
*As in worrying that I might secretly be one. Which I'm not. Sorry for the awkward commenting.
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