And I Quote

3 year-old kid: Is there still a baby in your belly?
Me: Yes, want to feel it?
(3 year-old puts her hands on my belly, then points to a boob.)
3 year-old kid: Is there a little baby in there, too?

12 year-old (to my sister, Hannah): You don't look pregnant.
Hannah: I'm not pregnant.
12 year-old: Yes, you are.
Hannah: No, my sister is. And thanks for the complex.


Me (to a 4 year-old kid): Ash, there's a baby in my belly! Want to feel it?
4 year-old: There's a baby in your belly?
Me: Uh-huh.
4 year-old: Oh, yeah? (clenches her fists for a fight) Are you gonna eat me and my brudder, too?
Me: (speechless)

Emma (to my mom): Uh, Mom? This is kind of embarrassing for me to ask...
Mom: Go ahead.
Emma: When do you think I'll get some boobs?

3 year-old: (still pointing at my boob) That's where the milk comes out for the baby?
Me: That's right.
3 year-old: (thinks for a sec) You should make it chocolate milk. Babies love chocolate milk.

And that is just a sampling of the fun conversations I've witnessed over the past week. Just had to archive them so I can look back and laugh.