Really Deep Thoughts While Watching Harry Potter

"Damn, Dumbledore's so grumpy... he should be fruity and less with it, like in the books..."

"Snape isn't greasy enough..."

"No Ron and Hermione kiss? WTF was all that crying and drama for then?!"

"They really chose a wormy, lanky kid to grow into the Malfoy we all know and love. Did they have a crystal ball or what!"

"Ron's so British."

"Why did the Weasleys' house just burn down?"

"Why is Dumbledore yelling at Harry again?"

"Not enough Helena Bonham Carter."

"I'd sit on Jim Broadbent as a chair."

"Dumbledore, take your prostate vitamins and get some rest, cranky old man!"

"Why is there turquoise light for Avada Kedavra and not bright green like there should be?"

"Tom Riddle as an adolescent is a little bit attractive..."
"Infuri=creepy=awesome."

All in all, not too shabby for an adaptation. My mom even went and liked it, and then we ice skated home because hell had frozen over.