Brilliant thoughts from this brilliant ass of a guy...
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'"
"Women cannot complain about men any more until they get better taste in them."
"When we talk about values, I think of fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they're talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values."
"Curious people are interesting people. I wonder why that is."
"Isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country who got fired for 9/11?"
"The cable TV sex shows don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clear enough."
"I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, your life is empty and you're a communist meanie."
"I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally."
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