Things That Scare Me

Acrylic nails
Nick Nolte's mug shot
Imaginary giant squids in lakes
Drunk people
Furbies
Penciled eyebrows (especially when they're crooked/don't match the hair)
Being wrong
Chuck E. Cheese
Pointy things coming near my wrists (weird childhood fear)
Large groups of people that I have to socialize with
Pretty much anything served by McDonald's