Really Deep Thoughts

Why would you want to brush your teeth with citrus flavored toothpaste? Why would you want to brush your teeth with any toothpaste that wasn't cinnamon/peppermint/fresh breath flavored? Same with gum. Do not breathe that nasty orange-flavored breath on me, it's not sexy, it's not appealing, and I'd rather smell the onions and garlic you ate for lunch than some artificial fruit/mint concoction mixed with your saliva. At least I can recognize the onions and garlic as actual foods.