Really Deep Thoughts

I've noticed that some people are naturally talented at blowing their noses. That would be my sister. She expertly uses only one tissue to expel every last drop of mucus from her button nose, whereas I have to hunt and dig and pick with half a roll of TP just to clear a decent path for breathing. And my sister does that cool nose-blowing noise that kind of sounds like a foghorn or a train pulling into a station.
Just saying...