Personal Statistics

Average number of pimples I have at any given moment: 3
Number of sugar cookies I've eaten tonight: 1
Number of sugar cookies I anticipate having eaten by midnight: approximately 12
What it takes to send my dog Ranger spinning in excited tornado circles for three minutes straight: Anyone or anything resembling a human looking in his general direction
Number of times I've watched Ratatouille in the past week: somewhere around 5
Number of times I've teared up while watching Ratatouille because I'm jealous of the rat's simple dreams coming true: Uh, pretty much every time I watch it
Number of times I've wondered why the hell I'm watching Ratatouille again in the past week: somewhere around 205
My average bowling score: whatever last place is
My eyesight: squinty
Number of times I've cursed today: Ah, who the hell cares