...Is Better Than...

CREVATS... are better than BOWTIES AND TIES
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE... is better than JEFFERSON STARSHIP
VEGETABLES... are better than FRUIT (unless chocolate is involved)
THE APPRENTICE... is better than THE AMAZING RACE
ARTEMIS FOWL... is better than HARRY POTTER (only just)
MONET... is better than MANET
BASEBALL... is better than EVERY SPORT
CONVERSE... is better than NIKE
PRETTY FACES... are better than PRETTY BODIES
BEING IN CATS... is better than WATCHING THE MUSIC MANBAGS UNDER YOUR EYES... is better than ZITS
A STUPID JOKE... is better than NO ATTEMPT (I think...)
WORKING OUT... is better than DOING LAUNDRY
BEING NAMED FAITH... is better than BEING NAMED CHARITY
90s FASHION... is better than EVERYTHING ABOUT THE 80s
READING BLOGS... is better than HEARING THEM YAP AT YOU (yeah, I said it)