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Person: My dog, Ranger. Age "eternal puppy."
Catchphrase: Blank, happy look with electric wagging tail.
My favorite memory with this canine: The time we popped a balloon while he was asleep under the table and he did a tap dance on the kitchen floor while trying to escape.
Where you'll find him: Crate or lap. Crate or lap.
Where he'll be in ten years: Jumping and twirling in a heavenly field with a forest of butts to sniff and herd nearby.
What I like to do with this doggie: Sic my cat on him and watch them do the forbidden dance of mortal enemies who are secretly curious.