Hidden Talents

Hidden Talents People Have That I Respect and Admire
1. Eating corn on the cob demurely
2. Hacking
3. Wasting time but making it look like you're busy
4. Being able to say an entire sentence with one glare
5. Mouth-to-brain filter
6. Being oblivious when you're the butt of a joke (sad for you, but keeps the laughter going for the rest of us)
7. The perfect natural Farrah Fawcett flip
8. That thing where you balance the quarters on your elbow and catch them in your hand
9. Clever puns
10. Axl Rose impression

Hidden Talents People Have That Are Kinda Sad
1. That thing where you pretend you're being humble but you're really complimenting yourself ("People think I'm so pretty, but I'm not really... am I?")
2. Saving time by eating while sitting on the toilet (Completely different from reading on the toilet, Mom)
3. Showtunes
4. Following all the new trendy hemlines as they appear
5. Lightbulb jokes
6. Speaking backwards
7. Winning staring contests with pets
8. Packing suitcases
9. GUITAR HERO and similar games
10. Making babies cry (actually, depends on the baby)