Christmas Needs and Wants

What I Probably Need for Christmas:

Not-so-subtle hint that the spare tire around my waist has moved from bicycle to semi.

What I Really Want for Christmas:

This book! Ha ha ha ha ha Poop!

What I Probably Need for Christmas:

Sensible designer eyeglasses that are surprisingly affordable
What I Really Want for Christmas:

Funky, horn-rimmed glasses that I will love and prance around the house in but everyone will make fun of

What I Probably Need for Christmas:
A swift kick in the butt and a stern talk about moving out, responsibility, and acting my age.
What I Really Want for Christmas:

TINKER TOYS!